Waking up this morning, I knew I had to go do some errands. I had to find some heavy shoes in a size 9 1/2 for a special friend of mine. Going to the hardware store on such a lovely day got my mind thinking of the important questions of life.
1. Which came first, the shotgun or the shell?
2. How much trunk room is there in a Prius?
3. Who will be on Oprah today?

Poetry time

Hickory Dickory Dock
The rat stared at my glock
He tried to run
That stupid Bum
And that's how Hoffa was shot.